I Love Everybody
by Laurie Notaro | 
We Thought You Would Be Prettier
by Laurie Notaro | 
It Looked Different on the Model
by Laurie Notaro | 
Autobiography of a Fat Bride
by Laurie Notaro | 
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
by Chelsea Handler | 
Will Not Attend
by Adam Resnick | 
I Drink for a Reason
by David Cross | 
The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club
by Laurie Notaro |
Medallion Status
by John Hodgman |
Everything's Trash, But It's Okay
by Phoebe Robinson | 
I Suck at Girls
by Justin Halpern |
Calypso
by David Sedaris | 
People Are Unappealing
by Sara Barron | 
The Funny Thing Is...
by Ellen DeGeneres |
Family Man
by Calvin Trillin | 
The Potty Mouth at the Table
by Laurie Notaro | 
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
by David Sedaris | 
Holidays on Ice
by David Sedaris | 
Getting Even
by Woody Allen | 
Side Effects
by Woody Allen |
A new compilation of essays by the author of Autobiography of a Fat Bride and The Idiot Girls' Action Adventure Club shares hilarious reflections on turning forty, laser hair removal, how her cat broke her nose, and the discovery of how her image as a badass suffered from driving a Prius. 60,000 first printing.