I Love Everybody
by Laurie Notaro | 
Autobiography of a Fat Bride
by Laurie Notaro | 
The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club
by Laurie Notaro | 
It Looked Different on the Model
by Laurie Notaro | 
The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death
by Laurie Notaro | 
Will Not Attend
by Adam Resnick |
Calypso
by David Sedaris |
Family Man
by Calvin Trillin |
Medallion Status
by John Hodgman |
Everything's Trash, But It's Okay
by Phoebe Robinson | 
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
by Chelsea Handler | 
People Are Unappealing
by Sara Barron | 
The Day I Turned Uncool
by Dan Zevin | 
I Drink for a Reason
by David Cross | 
Kick Me
by Paul Feig | 
Barrel Fever
by David Sedaris | 
The Potty Mouth at the Table
by Laurie Notaro | 
Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
by Patton Oswalt | 
An Idiot Girl's Christmas
by Laurie Notaro | 
I Was Told There'd Be Cake
by Sloane Crosley |
She thought she'??d have more time. Laurie Notaro figured she had at least a few good years left. But no'??it'??s happened. She has officially lost her marbles. From the kid at the pet-food store checkout line whose coif is so bizarre it makes her seethe '??I'??m going to kick his hair'??s ass!'? to the hapless Sears customer-service rep on the receiving end of her Campaign of Terror, no one is safe from Laurie'??s wrath. Her cranky side seems to have eaten the rest of her'??inner-thigh Chub Rub and all. And the results are breathtaking. Her riffs on e-mail spam ('??With all of these irresistible offers served up to me on a plate, I WANT A PENIS NOW!!'?), eBay ('??There should be an eBay wading pool, where you can only bid on Precious Moments figurines and Avon products, that you have to make it through before jumping into the deep end'?), and the perils of St. Patrick'??s Day ('??When I'??m driving, the last thing I need is a herd of inebriates darting in and out of traffic like loaded chickens'?) are the stuff of legend. And for Laurie, it'??s all true. From the Trade Paperback edition.