All My Friends Are Still Dead
by Avery Monsen | 
The Good Samaritan Strikes Again
by Patrick F. McManus | 
The Specialist
by Charles Sale | 
Free-Range Chickens
by Simon Rich | 
Kerplunk!
by Patrick F. McManus | 
One-Upmanship
by Stephen Potter | 
The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw
by Patrick F. McManus | 
How to Be a Villain
by Neil Zawacki |
Down with Skool!
by Geoffrey Willans | 
Into the Twilight, Endlessly Grousing
by Patrick F. McManus | 
Rubber Legs and White Tail-Hairs
by Patrick F. McManus | 
Real Ponies Don't Go Oink!
by Patrick F. McManus | 
Texts From Jane Eyre
by Mallory Ortberg | 
The Grasshopper Trap
by Patrick F. McManus | 
They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?
by Patrick F. McManus | 
A Die Hard Christmas
by Doogie Horner | 
The Long Haul
by Jeff Kinney | 
Stand Tall, Molly Lou Melon
by Patty Lovell | 
Enemy Pie
by Derek Munson |
Fortunately
by Remy Charlip |
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.