Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
by Robert Rankin | 
The Greatest Show Off Earth
by Robert Rankin | 
The Witches of Chiswick
by Robert Rankin | 
A Dog Called Demolition
by Robert Rankin | 
Web Site Story
by Robert Rankin | 
The Da Da De Da Da Code
by Robert Rankin | 
Shades of Grey
by Jasper Fforde | 
Strata
by Terry Pratchett | 
The Antipope
by Robert Rankin | 
East of Ealing
by Robert Rankin | 
Great Apes
by Will Self | 
Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls
by Robert Rankin | 
The Dark Side of the Sun
by Terry Pratchett | 
Snow White and the Seven Samurai
by Tom Holt | 
Saint Vidicon to the Rescue
by Christopher Stasheff | 
The Napoleon of Notting Hill
by G. K. Chesterton | 
Reincarnation Blues
by Michael Poore | 
The Brentford Triangle
by Robert Rankin | 
Only Begotten Daughter
by James Morrow | 
Knees Up Mother Earth
by Robert Rankin |
"The Ministry of Serendipity at Mornington Crescent runs everything. And that is everything.When the Ministry learns of a spacecraft that crashed four thousand years ago into the Pacific Ocean it sends an elite team of paranormal investigators to recover it. A mad alien thaws out, there is hell and horror all around and thousands flee in terror. Porrig has inherited a planet, or it might be a bookshop, or it might be a gateway into another world. And Porrig is worried, because he has learned a terrible secret. But if he told people, would they listen? No. But perhaps they should, because a mad alien has thawed out, there is hell and horror all around and thousands are fleeing in terror. And there is every likelihood of there being a bloody big explosion at the end. Will Porrig manage to do anything about it at all?"