Go the F**k to Sleep
by Adam Mansbach | 
The Ha Ha Bonk Book
by Janet Ahlberg | 
The Year of Billy Miller
by Kevin Henkes | 
Punished
by David Lubar | 
Can You Sue Your Parents for Malpractice?
by Paula Danziger | 
I Am A Pole
by Stephen Colbert | 
The Fantastic Secret of Owen Jester
by Barbara O'Connor | 
The Uncommon Reader
by Alan Bennett | 
Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
by T. S. Eliot | 
Straight Man
by Richard Russo | 
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
by Rob Elliott | 
The Last Straw
by Jeff Kinney | 
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
by Tom Robbins | 
This Is Where I Leave You
by Jonathan Tropper | 
Very Good, Jeeves!
by P. G. Wodehouse | 
I Like You
by Amy Sedaris | 
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
by The Oatmeal | 
I Heart My Little A-Holes
by Karen Alpert | 
Skipping Christmas
by John Grisham | 
The Pleasure of My Company
by Steve Martin |
Franklin Delano Donuthead is a fifth grader with a lot of problems: For starters, his last name is Donuthead. He considers himself handicapped because one arm and leg are shorter than the other (by less than half an inch), his mother is trying to poison him with non-organic foods (like salami), he doesn't have a father, and Sarah Kervick, the new girl, who's mean and totally unhygienic, is attached to him, warts and all, like glue.